The Tuurrible Ten: NBA Head Coaches

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10)  Paul Westphal – When Sacramento starts next season 7-22 the Maloofs could sneak look-alike Henry Winkler onto the bench and nobody would know the difference.  Bad hire Suckramento.

9)    Stan Van Gundy – How does Captain Panic not instruct his team to foul in the final seconds of Game 4?

8)    Mike Brown – COY (Coach of the Year) to the unemployment line in less than a month?  We’ll see…

7)    Lawrence Frank –  Every time I see him he strikes me as a ball boy in a cheap suit with a receding hairline

6)    Michael Curry – Detroit was a complete disaster last season with Curry calling the shots

5)    Jerry Sloan – He has been Utah’s head coach sine 1988 and they haven’t won a title.  O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D!

4)    Don Nelson – Nellie might be innovative, but he’s also a lunatic.  Another guy who has never sniffed a title

3)   Lionel Hollins – Career winning percentage as a head coach is under .300.  Enough said

2)   Scott Skiles – Sourpuss Scotty never cracks a smile and always wears out his welcome after a year or so

1)   Mike Dunleavy – Must have pictures of Donald Sterling fellating a few farm animals.  Dumbleavy is completely incompetent, but will be back as both head coach and general manager of the Clippers next season.  Simply baffling…

(Drew, featured blogger, is the lead blogger over at a humorous general sports blog called ShawnKempsKids.com)