5. Princess Leia
Jason Coldiron – Dwight Howard, simply because this sissy is the NBA player that most reminds me of a woman.
Jay Rosales – When you think of Princess Leia, your first visual has got to be her as Jabba’s slave. While you can’t really consider any one making millions of dollars a slave, it’s hard to think of a more dire situation than what Brett Brown has in Philly. He’s a slave to #trusttheprocess. He’s been the coach of a team with the league’s TWO worst losing streaks of all time – 26 (Jan. – Mar. 2014) and 28 (Mar. – Dec. 2015) – yet was just given a contract extension!
Evan Caulfield – To be honest, I had no idea who to give the title of Princess Leia to. That’s why I went with Seth Curry, brother of Stephen Curry. There’s literally one connection: The two are siblings.
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