Dallas Mavericks
Band Name: The Cuban 5
Genre: Boy Band
It doesn’t matter what kind of team the Dr. Frankenstein – Rick Carlisle and the Dallas Mavericks – of the NBA assembles; they are always competitive. More than any other franchise, the owner, in this case Mark Cuban, is the MVP. But look at the Mavs roster this season and tell me that they should be a playoff team with a straight face. You can’t.
Denver Nuggets
Band Name: The Who Are They?
Genre: 70s Rock
Name someone on the Denver Nuggets in five seconds. Quick! OK so you probably got Kenneth Faried, Danillo Gallinari and Will Barton, who was in the slam dunk competition. But since the days of Carmelo Anthony, the Nuggets haven’t been a team full of big names.
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