Top 5 Things Recently Overheard In The NBA
5. “We started the season 0-4 and then barely beat the Timberwolves at home. Man, Mike Dunleavy really does suck.” – Blake Griffin
4. “Um, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bring Allen Iverson to Memphis.” – Michael Heisley
3. ”Nellie is a lunatic. If Mikki Moore is taking Anthony Randolph’s minutes right now then maybe Acie Law is going to get mine.” - Monta Ellis
2. “First it was Andrew Bynum and Rihanna, then Lamar and Khloe Kardashian and now Sasha and Sharapova. Wait until I reveal that I’ve been hooking up with Tara Reid for the past month.” - D.J. Mbenga
1. ”Hey Agent Zero, noboby gives a better rim job than your fiance. When you kiss her next time, tell me how my ass tastes.” - Shaqille O’Neal
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Mikki freakin Moore should be playing in Australia right now, guy doesn’t have any game anymore.
And Shaq, I thought you were better than that.
Not really.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:06 am[...] Some things overheard around NBA circles recently. (Sir Charles in Charge) [...]
November 6th, 2009 at 5:54 pmHarsh. As if Gilbert wasn’t hurting enough…
November 10th, 2009 at 2:18 amAgree with you about Moore…but he’ll be starting for Nellie in GS for the next couple weeks.
Although my man ARandolph appears to be bustin’ out. Dude is a flat out stud. If Nellie could just give him 30 plus minutes a night he would average 17 pts, 8rbs 2 blks and 2 stls (while shooting 55% from the floor antd 80% from the line).
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Yeah, maybe a little harsh on Agent Zero. However, I think the Hibatchi can take it.
November 10th, 2009 at 5:18 pm