Top 5 Things Recently Overheard In The NBA

5. “We started the season 0-4 and then barely beat the Timberwolves at home.  Man, Mike Dunleavy really does suck.” – Blake Griffin

4. “Um, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bring Allen Iverson to Memphis.” – Michael Heisley

3. ”Nellie is a lunatic.  If Mikki Moore is taking Anthony Randolph’s minutes right now then maybe Acie Law is going to get mine.” - Monta Ellis

2. “First it was Andrew Bynum and Rihanna, then Lamar and Khloe Kardashian and now Sasha and Sharapova.  Wait until I reveal that I’ve been hooking up with Tara Reid for the past month.” - D.J. Mbenga

1. ”Hey Agent Zero, noboby gives a better rim job than your fiance.  When you kiss her next time, tell me how my ass tastes.” - Shaqille O’Neal  

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