Top 5 Things Recently Overheard In The NBA

 

5. “We started the season 0-4 and then barely beat the Timberwolves at home.  Man, Mike Dunleavy really does suck.” – Blake Griffin

4. “Um, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bring Allen Iverson to Memphis.” – Michael Heisley

3. ”Nellie is a lunatic.  If Mikki Moore is taking Anthony Randolph’s minutes right now then maybe Acie Law is going to get mine.” - Monta Ellis

2. “First it was Andrew Bynum and Rihanna, then Lamar and Khloe Kardashian and now Sasha and Sharapova.  Wait until I reveal that I’ve been hooking up with Tara Reid for the past month.” - D.J. Mbenga

1. ”Hey Agent Zero, noboby gives a better rim job than your fiance.  When you kiss her next time, tell me how my ass tastes.” - Shaqille O’Neal  

Check out more of Drew’s lists and musings over at Pacman Jonesin’

    

Topics: Blake Griffith, Gilbert Arenas, Khloe Kardashian, Maria Sharapova, Memphis Grizzlies, Mike Dunleavy, Shaquille O'Neal

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  • http://lifeondumars.com/ toasterhands

    Mikki freakin Moore should be playing in Australia right now, guy doesn’t have any game anymore.

    And Shaq, I thought you were better than that.

    Not really.

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  • http://davissportsdeli.com/wordpress/ Patrick

    Harsh. As if Gilbert wasn’t hurting enough…

  • http://pacmanjonesin.com Drew

    Agree with you about Moore…but he’ll be starting for Nellie in GS for the next couple weeks.

    Although my man ARandolph appears to be bustin’ out. Dude is a flat out stud. If Nellie could just give him 30 plus minutes a night he would average 17 pts, 8rbs 2 blks and 2 stls (while shooting 55% from the floor antd 80% from the line).

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    Yeah, maybe a little harsh on Agent Zero. However, I think the Hibatchi can take it.