Even though these guys would probably go 81-1 if they were on the same team, they’re still pussies…
10) LeBron James – King James might be the best player in the league, but not shaking hands after losing a series is bush
9) Andrew Bynum – After coming back from his knee injury Bynum played without a heart, soul or pulse
8) Manu Ginobli – One half of the Flop Brothers
7) Anderson Varejao – Side Show Bob is the other half of the Flop Brothers
6) Dirk Nowitzki – Great shooter for a 7-footer, but Dirk rarely ventures into the paint to mix it up
5) Andrei Kirilenko – Ric Ocasek and DJ Qualls think Kirilenko is too skinny. Jerry Sloan has turned AK-47 into a basket case the last couple of years
4) Kevin Garnett – Mr. Intensity always seems to picking on guys nearly a foot smaller
3) Jason Kidd – What kind of guy hits a woman?
2) Adam Morrison – Although he now has a championship ring, this former #3 overall pick would likely be working the night shift at a bowling alley if he was six inches shorter
1) Sasha Vujacic – Just a royal pain in the ass that you want to punch in the face. Has never committed a foul…just ask him
(Drew, featured blogger, is the lead blogger over at a very humorous general sports blog called ShawnKempsKids.com)