Oklahoma City Thunder
Band Name: Two-Man Team
Genre: Punk Blues, Garage Rock Revival
Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook score about 45 percent of the Thunder’s points, dish out about 60 percent of their assists and pull down about a third of their rebounds. Yea, this is a two-man team. Get it?
Orlando Magic
Band Name: Ballers of Azkaban
Genre: Ska-punk
Azkaban sounds like a magical place, so we are going with that. The Magic are another young bunch that are looking for their identity – stuffed with promising role players searching for a superstar. They are also without a standout small forward. Could Orlando be a dark horse to land Kevin Durant? They play in Florida, after all. Maybe he really really really likes Disney World?
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