Brooklyn Nets
Band Name: Help!
Genre: Grunge
That pretty much sums it up. With no picks, no cap space and no talent, this Brooklyn Nets franchise needs help, and a lot of it.
Charlotte Hornets
Band Name: Buzzsaw or Buzzkill
Genre: Heavy Metal
The Hornets have been the streakiest team in the NBA this season. When they won five of six games midway through December – Buzzsaw. What a buzzkill when they lost six straight to start 2016, however. But after winning six of their last eight, they’re back to carving up the NBA like it’s a chunk of wood and they are the, well, you get the idea.
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