Strictly for Buckets
A wise man once said when asked why he only has tats on one arm, “Because it’s strictly for buckets”.
This is Swaggy P.
He dated Iggy Azalea.
He’s that guy with all the question marks around his head in one of the best memes/GIFs made all time.
He once turned around and hardcore celebrated a 3 he didn’t make.
This is Swaggy P.
I’m almost at the end of this article. I’ve researched for hours, and poured more time into this article than any schoolwork assignment I have ever done. Maybe I shouldn’t have just admitted that…..
ANYWAYS!
I deserve one silly trade, and this is it:
Scola would bring a veteran presence to a young Lakers squad, and would probably become instant BFFs with Luke Walton like, totally.
But seriously, he would bring a leader to a locker room that hasn’t had much to cheer for.
Swaggy P would have free reign to get. BUCKETS.
Brooklyn is 9-45. They were eliminated from the playoffs before the season started. Atkinson should insert him into the starting lineup and just watch the Swaggy P legend grow.
In all seriousness though, Swaggy P has returned to being a serviceable NBA player. He’s participating in the 3PT Challenge next weekend in the Big Easy, and is knocking 41.8% of his triples on the season. He’s no slouch defensively, either. He could honestly help mentor some of Brooklyn’s young prospects.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN MAGIC AND/OR SEAN MARKS. PLEASE.