Building the perfect LeBron stopper
As we continue to watch LeBron James raise his game unlike anything we’ve seen before, we explore whether we could build the perfect LeBron stopper
First it was Lance Stephenson. Oh, but The King is immune to mind games and ear blowing. Second was Jae Crowder, but then he swept Boston and no game was within eight points the entire series.
Then it was Andre Iguodala. Oh, but then he averaged 35.8 – 13.3 – 8.8 in a seven game series. Next was Stanley Johnson’s turn. But no rookie, you didn’t have him right where you wanted him. Sweep.
This year it was newly acquired P.J. Tucker sent to Toronto to finally end this reign of Eastern Conference dominance! Well, no…. he swept you guys averaging 36 – 8.3 – 5.3 while shooting 48 percent from three.
Let’s pretend for the six minutes you read this article there is such thing in this galaxy as a LeBron James stopper. If you’re like me and you can’t even fathom the idea of this, imagine there is a laboratory on Mars. In this lab, I created the perfect LeBron stopper made from body parts of current active NBA players from around the league. This monster might be able to stop him from getting to the NBA Finals every year until he retires.