NBA: Little things worth appreciating for league’s strugglers
By Jacob Doole
Sacramento Kings (3-11): Willie Cauley-Stein’s imaginary world
It’s been a tough start to the season for Sacramento. They’ve already suffered through a seven-game losing streak, and their strange mix of youth and (very old) veterans hasn’t jelled yet.
But do not despair, Kings fans; there’s a place you can go to escape from all of this darkness and drudgery.
Follow me to the world inside Willie Cauley-Stein’s mind.
Just check out these quotes from the young center following Saturday’s loss to the Knicks, as per Yahoo Sports:
"“Guarding him (Porzingis), and then watching his game, you take away, oh, this is what he’s doing. I have the same body size, the same skill level.” “This league’s all about situations. I went to a situation where I was playing behind the best center in the league, or I could’ve gone to somewhere where they don’t have a guy, and now you’re the guy, and you’re getting all the touches. That helps a lot."
Wow. There’s a lot to unpack there from just four sentences.
First of all, Cauley-Stein thinks he has the same skill level at Porzingis, one of the superstars of the season thus far.
He also seems to imply that if he had been drafted by the Knicks (as many experts thought should have happened), then he would be playing just as well as Porzingis.
That’s kind of incredible. I don’t think I’ve seen many people with that level of self-confidence before, however unrealistic it may be.
His comment about teams that don’t have “a guy” is interesting too. Yes, he was drafted to a team with DeMarcus Cousins, who led the lead in usage rate in the Cauley-Stein and Porzingis’ first season in 2015/16 (35.4).
But Porzingis played with Carmelo Anthony, who was twelfth in the league for usage that season (29.7). I think it’s safe to say that he was “the guy” in New York, and it hasn’t affected the growth of Porzingis and his skills.
It’s hard not to admire Cauley-Stein’s self-belief in spite of the overwhelming evidence against him.
Here’s a quick comparison of the two players this season:
Cauley-Stein: 8.4 points, 5.8 rebounds, 2.1 assists, 0.7 steals, 1.0 blocks, 47.9% FG, 0.0% 3FG
Porzingis: 29.5 points, 7.3 rebounds, 1.1 assists, 0.5 steals, 2.2 blocks, 49.8% FG, 41.0% 3FG
I’d say that’s a pretty convincing win for Porzingis.
And in their head-to-head matchup on Saturday?
Porzingis scored 34 points on 11-for-21 shooting with four made threes.
Cauley-Stein scored five points and had five fouls in just 16 minutes.
Yes, if Kings fans could live in the world inside Cauley-Steins mind, they’d surely enjoy the season a lot more. And they’d surely come out and challenge Porzingis to a game of one-on-one, too.