Cole Aldrich
Profile Link: https://www.linkedin.com/in/cole-aldrich-20a93980/
Connections: 500+
Bio: None
Alma Mater: Kansas University
The 11th man off the bench for the Timberwolves, Aldrich has carved out a decently long career for himself in the NBA. His career high points per game came with my Clippers squad in 2015-2016 with a stunning 5.5 in 60 games played. Coming up on his tenth year in the league, Aldrich might need to start dusting off that ole’ resume and start doing some looking unless he somehow develops a three ball, of which he has never attempted in his nine years in the league. How did that happen?
My Professional Opinion: Can we talk about the vest for a second? I’m sorry Cole but that vest you are rocking in your profile picture is the ugliest piece of clothing I have seen since my 2010 Abercrombie & Fitch orange and black checked button down. This man just screams Midwest. If I had a choice between wearing that vest and listening to “Barbie Girl” for the next 72 hours straight, I’m picking Aqua every time. If that vest could talk it would be screaming, “Why the hell did he pick me off the clearance rack.”
Cole buddy, do better.